She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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