I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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