He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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