You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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