these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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