I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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