So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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