If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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