for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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