brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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