just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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