Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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