you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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