You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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