Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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