bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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