i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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