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(585): View more from New York

please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon

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(226): View more from Ontario

Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.

(519): View more from Ontario

So you're not picking up this weekend?

(226): View more from Ontario

This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.

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