saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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