So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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