do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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