It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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