But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I am spending my child support on dildos
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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