A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize
