Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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