Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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