Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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