I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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