Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You're like the curious george of whores
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Randomize
