i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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