Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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