He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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