You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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