If i come over, it means nothing
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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