We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Is it penis luge time yet?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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