Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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