I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize