bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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