So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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