We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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