He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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