i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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