My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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