on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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