how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
