He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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