Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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