hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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