i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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