Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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