Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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