I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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