i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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